Russell Westbrook’s Post-Game Outfit Last Night Looked Like He Got Attacked By A Grizzly Bear, Internet Weighs In

Now I’m far from the authority on trendy fashion (works cited: I still wear jean cargo shorts) and I know Russell Westbrook is the NBA’s fashionista, but I am genuinely perplexed by the outfit he wore the the post-game podium after getting a spanking from the Warriors in Game 2 of the West finals.

For a dude whose received an $80 million contract, Russ spoke to the press last night looking like he got attacked by a pack of barracudas. Westbrook is pulling in upwards of $5 million in endorsements alone and he wore my jizz rag on national television. I’ve flipped my undies inside out when I’m outta fresh ones, but I’ve never resorted to wearing a shirt more ripped than me after a grav bong. I don’t know, maybe it’s cool in Europe? Don’t get me wrong, Russell pulls off the jizz rag top with the best of ’em. People would hand you and I change on the street if we tried rocking this.

It’s all in the strut.

NBA commentators were equally as baffled.

https://twitter.com/darealdroboy/status/733297067171401728
https://twitter.com/AnthonyIrwinLA/status/733072354444595200

Russell may one of the only people on the planet who can dress like a high school sociopath and still look fresh as fuck.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAU7Xk_iiPc/?taken-by=russwest44&hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/50t5sDiiBq/?taken-by=russwest44&hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/29irqkiiKt/?taken-by=russwest44&hl=en

[h/t Complex]

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