So Russell Wilson sucks at basketball.
Can’t say I thought he’d be amazing but also can’t say I thought an awkward lefty layup would make it into his career highlight reel. You know they’re not working with much when they have to run back a routine bounce pass in slow motion like it’s fucking Stockton to Malone.
I started writing the headline like ‘This Lost Russell Wilson High School Basketball Mixtape’ and then I remembered mixtapes are usually designated to ballers who can grab the net. I love how they played rap music in the background like drawing an offensive foul was worthy of some street heat.
Shoulda ran it.