Scott Van Pelt Should Know Better Than To Schedule A Conference Call With College Mascots Because They’ll Act This Way

For as much as I can’t stand the worldwide leader, sometimes, their commercials do elicit a hearty chuckle from my bell.

The latest This Is ESPN commercial with Scott Van Pelt and an assortment of college mascots brought out the “haha’s” in my soul but only because this is exactly how every conference call works in real life — a bunch of people staring at phone not willing to say a word.