Lame Stanford Nerds Bring Homework, Rubik’s Cube To Exciting Basketball Game

Stanford hosted UCLA in a crucial Pac-12 game on Thursday night and Cardinal students were ready. They came to the arena prepared with everything they might need, including their homework and a Rubik’s Cube.

I know I went to a lesser academic institution because this type of behavior never would have flown at my school’s basketball games. I’m pretty sure these Poindexters would have been peppered with paper airplanes and shamed into putting the books away.

Because we live in a fair and just universe, the Bruins prevailed in the matchup.

These two will be so indifferent when someone informs them of the loss. On the other hand, they got an A!

Don’t bring schoolwork to sporting events, gang. The two simply do not mix.

[H/T: Lost Letterman]