Stone Cold Gives The Absolute Best Reason Ever To Why He Uses Viagra And It’s Impossible To Argue Against His Logic

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Stone Cold Steve Austin is arguably one of the greatest wrestlers (or sports entertainers) to ever step in the ring. However, this latest iteration of Stone Cold — the podcasting media personality who absolutely speaks his mind — is much, MUCH more entertaining. I could watch Stone Cold wrestle for about an hour tops but I could listen to the guy bullshit for hours.

On a recent episode of The Steve Austin Show — Unleashed,  Stone Cold answered a fan’s question about his “little rattlesnake” and his use of erectile dysfunction medication. Most users would avoid the question, believing while it does help, it makes a man less of a man. Not Stone Cold. He answers the Qs with a blunt honesty, basically saying “oh hell yeah I take ’em” and explaining why every guy over a certain age should get a little help from his meds.

Here’s the transcript from our pals over at SeScoops:

“[I] take Viagra. I also take Cialis, but you never take those things at the same time,” said Austin. “If you’re gonna take Viagra, you stick with the Viagra. If you’re gonna take Cialis, stick with the Cialis. You can’t flip-flop back-and-forth [because] it’s bad for you medically.”

The WWE Hall Of Famer continued, “Now, you say, ‘Steve, you can’t f*ck without no Viagra?!’ I can f*ck without Viagra or Cialis, but I f*ck better with Viagra than if I don’t take Viagra. So, at 50 years of age, I’m into reality and the reality is — at 50 — I’ve got more years behind me than I do in front of me. So, I wanna enjoy these next few motherf*cking years to the maximum enjoyment that I can enjoy.”

“So, therefore, I choose to take a P.E.D. (performance-enhancing drug) called Viagra or Cialis, because it makes me f*ck better, and when I f*ck, I’m pretty goddamn happy,” Austin concluded.

And right here is where we all say “and that’s the bottom line…”

[via SeScoops]

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