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Super Bowl 53 between the Los Angeles Rams and New England Patriots is sure to be a real barnburner, as it pits the ultimate dynasty against the up-and-comers, which should deliver some serious drama. And, regardless of who wins the game, there’s one thing that’s bound to happen — and I’m not talkin’ about Roger Goodell handing over the Lombardi Trophy to the winning squad.
As we all know, one thing that’s obvious after a sports team wins a championship is sex, lots and lots of glorious sex. It’s one reason why I wish I were married back in 2016 when the Cavs won the NBA Finals, because, without a doubt and nonnegotiable, I would’ve named my future baby LeBron; regardless if it were a boy or girl. While that didn’t happen, we’ve seen plenty of other babies pop out nine months after a team’s title, as evident by that commercial from the Super Bowl back in 2016. Remember this?
Well, when it comes to Super Bowl 53, Hotels.com is encouraging getting down and dirty for a little celebratory bang sesh, because they’re actually offering a promotion for 53 hotel rooms after Super Bowl 53 for fans to get busy in. Take a look at some of the details below, per Darren Rovell’s Twitter.
The guys at @hotelsdotcom are giving away 53 hotel rooms following Super Bowl LIII to encourage Super Bowl baby making. Promotion starts after game, site currently offering baby making preview music. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/OiV6KMeS4R
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) January 29, 2019
Of course, what better way to celebrate your team winning Super Bowl 53 than to get a little naughty in a hotel, right? While your drunken inhibitions are sure to drive you to a couple seconds of fun — I kid — Hotels.com is making sure you really get in the mood by putting together a playlist of a couple steamy songs, too. Talk about a full-service experience, huh?
If you’re interested in raising your little “Lombardi Trophy” into, well, you know, you can sign-up for the promotion on the Hotels.com promotions site.
For all you Patriots and Rams fans out there, you might want to look into booking this, and we’ll just expect a lot of kids named Tom (Brady), Julian (Edelman), Todd (Gurley), Jared (Goff), Aaron (Donald) and, hell, maybe even some Gronk’s to be born sometime around the end of September. Happy baby-making, guys.