The Taiwanese Animation Of Johnny Manziel’s Brawl Seems Wildly Inaccurate

The alleged victim in the latest Johnny Manziel kerfuffle seems to think there is video of the incident. I think I speak for all of us when I say we need to get that footage now.

The cracked team of Taiwanese animators, of course, wait for no man. They got right to work yesterday imagining what may have happened early Saturday morning when a grown man tried to hug another grown man.

Wow. That was very entertaining. Like, I didn’t know NFL players wore full pads when they’re out partying. I also didn’t know a typical entourage member is 5-foot-7 and 140 pounds.

One has to imagine the Cleveland Browns cut their rookie backup as soon as they see this exhaustively researched re-enactment.

[H/T: Tomo News]