You And I Could Have Caught This Sure Touchdown That Carolina Panthers’ Ted Ginn Flat Out Dropped

I dropped a glass Bud Light bottle at the bar last night. It shattered everywhere. No one touched me. The bottle wasn’t slippery. It was a scene. A little bar employee with a black shirt and an excess of hair gel came over and cleaned up after me. People stared. It was embarrassing.

Even after dropping a full Bud Light and getting ignored by every girl in the bar, I’m absolutely sure I could caught this pass from Cam Newton and scored a touchdown in the NFL. It almost looked like it was harder not to catch it.

With Kelvin Benjamin knocked out for the season with a torn ACL and Ted Ginn expected to be the number 1 receiver, this doesn’t look to be a good sign for Carolina.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.