This MLS Draft Pick’s Instagram Handle Is So Brilliant, I May Give Soccer Another Shot



The MLS draft was today.


Ugh, I can’t even fake it.

In soccer’s defense, all drafts are a gigantic waste of time–nevermind for a sport I have little interest in.

But during today’s MLS draft, there was a magical moment in an otherwise sea of nothingness that finally made me connect with the sport of soccer in a personal manner.

In the third round, FC Dallas selected UNC Wilmington forward Colin Bonner–a First-Team All-Midwest, First-Team Scholar athlete with a first ballot Hall of Fame Instagram handle.

Busted Coverage pointed out that Colin had changed his Instagram title since it became hot news. Now I hate soccer again.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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