Tom Brady Trolls Himself Over Infamous Dropped Catch In Super Bowl 52 Loss To The Eagles

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Any human being worth his salt knows that the only way to combat bullying is to tell the bullies everything shortcoming they already know. It robs them of all their power. That’s why I walked in to home room every single day during high school and yelled out “I’m a tool who went through a Dashboard Confessional phase and harbor a crippling fear of rejection!”

Tom Brady ain’t no dummy, and he’ll be damned if he’s going to let anyone else beat him to the punch of bringing up arguably the biggest blunder of his career on the biggest stage of his career.

Today, Brady tweeted out a photo of him attempting to catch a pass in practice that may send Patriots fans into a tailspin of nightmarish deja vu.

Brady knew the onslaught of hate was coming his way, so he shit on himself first to control the narrative.

A bully named Matthew tried diminish Tom’s self-worth, but was ineffective.

Unrelated but kinda related: Watching this recent clip of Brady running through some of the greatest throws of his career is a reminder of how transcendent the dude is.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.