Tom Brady likely watched the team he’s led to four Super Bowl victories yesterday just like you and I did–on the couch, drinking excessively, maybe a halftime cigarette or four.
After the Patriots won their first two games in convincing fashion, this whole four game suspension thing may be starting to shape up into a leisurely vacation for TB12, especially considering the rest of the AFC East currently has a record of 1-5.
Despite backup Jimmy Garoppolo getting injured late in the second quarter of what appears to be a sprained AC joint in his throwing shoulder, the 24-year-old provided enough cushion for the Patriots 91st draft pick, NC State QB Jacoby Brissett. The Pats squeaked out a 31-24 W, sans Gronk.
Brady continued his tradition of social media trolling after the win by posting a fake newspaper cartoon to turn the knife into a winless Dolphins team.
The Pats face an uphill battle next week as third-string QB Jacoby Brissett will try to make professional decisions against JJ Watt and an undefeated Texans defense.
Brady will be back week 5 against the Browns.