Tonight On ‘Top Chef’: Rob Gronkowski Judges A Sausage Competition

Forget anything you planned to do tonight. Your schedule has changed. You’re going to watch Rob Gronkowski judge the Quickfire Challenge on Top Chef.

Why? Because the contestants are going to be making sausage. And if there’s one thing the New England Patriots tight end loves, it’s juvenile innuendo.

Here’s a preview of the greatness on tap.

Oh my. Did you feel the sexual tension between ol’ Gronk and Padma Lakshmi there? Good thing many sharp knives were on hand.

That Washington Redskins fan needs to keep his mouth shut if he knows what’s good for him. Otherwise Gronk’s going to disrespect his sausage on national television. No man deserves such emasculation.

[H/T: Hidden Remote]