Tour de France Spectator Hurls Assumedly Drunk Fan To The Ground After He Wanders Onto The Course

So the Tour de France is in full swing and, if you’re like, you literally have not watched a single minute of the action. Dudes biking is just not my cup of tea. I’ll watch the Sprint Cycling events because those races are like 90% shorter and 90% faster. However, the one drawback of not watching the Tour is missing all the hilarious moments that happen during it. Like this fan choke-tossing another fan after said fan wandered into the middle of the track.

Personally, I kind of wish he hadn’t thrown him. Just watching a fan getting nailed by a dude on a bike. Put a skidmark on that ass. However, that biker would have been probably pretty seriously injured. At least injured enough to not be able to continue the race. So I can appreciate the other fan noticing this and instead giving the guy a mouthful of pavement. After all, best way to teach someone a lesson? Crush their face into the ground. My dad taught me that. You can do the math on what that statement is implying.