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Mark Zuckeberg and Elon Musk want to fight one another.
At least, that’s what they say.
It began with Musk challenging the Meta CEO to a “cage match” on Twitter and only took off from there.
Both Musk’s mother and father have tried to talk him out of the fight. But UFC president Dana White is doing the exact opposite.
“The biggest fight of all time was Floyd and Conor, I just think it triples that — it triples what that did, there’s no limit on what that thing can make,” White told TMZ.
But there’s just one problem.
They don’t really want to fight one another. Everyone with an ounce of intelligence knows they don’t want to fight each other. Sure, maybe Zuckerberg would accept the jiu jitsu match, but Musk wouldn’t.
UFC veteran Matt Brown, who has more than 30 fights to his name for promotion, emphasized as much on The Fighter vs. The Writer podcast.
“They’re not going to f****** fight,” Brown said. “These m************ ain’t going to fight. What are you talking about? Everybody talks that s***. We’re talking about them right now. Twitter’s talking about them. Everybody’s forgetting about all the f****** garbage b******* that they’ve done in their lives.
“I don’t even know what they’ve done, but I know they’ve got a lot of haters. Like [Elon says] ‘why don’t you quit talking s*** about me buying Twitter cause I’m going to go cage fight’ and everybody is like OK, no problem, bro! That’s how these motherf****** operate.
“It’s a P.R. f****** scandal. I’m asking the MMA community to be more intelligent than this. Can we see through this?”
Finally, someone says it.
Look, White stands to make money off the hype. So do Musk and Zuckerburg. But it’s not going to happen. So maybe stop making the billionaire social media magnates even more rich and famous?