I know many of us have lived under the blissfully ignorant impression that girls don’t poop. Welp, that hypothesis was broken last weekend at a UFC Fight Night event in Oklahoma City when Russian-American MMA fighter Justine Kish deuced in her pants while trying to escape a choke hold late in fight.
After Kish took the L, she hopped on Twitter to make light of her dumpy pants.
As it turns out, shitty her pants may have been one of the best financial decisions the 29-year-old could have made.
Kish told The Bloody Elbow:
The most lucrative offer I’ve got is someone messaged me and said, ‘hey, I would like to buy your shorts to hang them up and blah blah blah, in my man cave.
I was like, this is disgusting – there are some really disgusting people out there.
They offered me $15,000 for my shorts.
He gave me his name, his email address, all these things.
I really don’t want to give too much details, but that was the most lucrative offer and I’m not gonna… I mean, why?
People are saying, ‘send them over, just go do it,’ I’m like, ‘oh, alright, well I’ll give him my information, but I don’t see how this is actually real’.
There are some strange people out there, my friend.
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[h/t The Bloody Elbow]