Umpire Gets Walloped In The Nuts By Foul Ball So Hard He Has To Be Carried Out On A Stretcher

***WARNING: Babies were killed in the making of this film***


If that didn’t give you a stomach ache, check quickly to see if your nuts are still attached. Those things are swelled up larger than mine after my date says “not tonight.” I feel your pain, bro. I’ll pour out a tall boy for all your children that will go unborn.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.