Vince Wilfork Claims He Is The World’s Greatest Farter


Defensive stalwart and grilled meat enthusiast Vince Wilfork made a bold fashion choice today by arriving for a press conference in a t-shirt celebrating his ability to pass gas.

The new Houston Texan let it be known that no one comes close to him in the farting department.

Wilfork explained that the magnificently crass shirt was a Father’s Day gift. So if you’re like me and haven’t purchased anything for your old man yet, its existence is a marvelous revelation.

You hear that, Von Miller? Your flatulence just doesn’t rate.

Maybe we can get these two together for a competition. You know, with plenty of clean pants on hand.


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