Defensive stalwart and grilled meat enthusiast Vince Wilfork made a bold fashion choice today by arriving for a press conference in a t-shirt celebrating his ability to pass gas.
The new Houston Texan let it be known that no one comes close to him in the farting department.
— Brian T. Smith (@ChronBrianSmith) June 16, 2015
Wilfork explained that the magnificently crass shirt was a Father’s Day gift. So if you’re like me and haven’t purchased anything for your old man yet, its existence is a marvelous revelation.
You hear that, Von Miller? Your flatulence just doesn’t rate.
Maybe we can get these two together for a competition. You know, with plenty of clean pants on hand.