Vince Wilfork stole the show at J.J. Watt’s Charity Softball Game on Saturday night at Minute Maid Park, donning his signature ‘I’m fixin to fuck your girl’ look he originally debuted on Hard Knocks last year. I don’t have one thing in my wardrobe that can hold a candle to this outfit.
It’s funny because he’s fat. Vince is all of 325 pounds, but the dude is notoriously nimble on his feet. He clocks a 40-yard dash time of 5.08 seconds, eclipsing former teammate Tom Brady’s time of 5.28 seconds. This is incredible when you consider that Vince has 100 pounds on Brady, but not-so-incredible when you remember that Brady is slower than a girls JV softball game.
Vince is so money and he doesn’t even know it.
[h/t For the Win]