Watching 325-Pound Vince Wilfork Show Off His Hoop Skills And Talk Shit Will Get You Pumped For ‘Hard Knocks’ Tonight

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Vince Wilfork is a professional in every sense of the word. He was the unquestioned leader of the Patriots defense and an active member of the community. I shook his hand once in Boston and almost had to have reconstructive hand surgery. He weighs 325 pounds but is nimble and quick as all hell, which is why I wasn’t surprised to see him throw up a few airballs, but also wasn’t surprised to see him catch fire.

I’m happy to be getting a hefty dose of Big Vince in the upcoming season of Hard Knocks, STARTING TONIGHT 10 PM ET.

Something to chew on before tonight.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.