Watching This 7’3” Middle Schooler Dunk On Children Reminds Me Of My Playing Days

The dude’s name is Chol Marial. He’s a 7’3” EIGTH GRADER from South Sudan who plays at West Oak Academy in Florida. With a 21” vertical leap and a staggering 7’11” wingspan, he’s virtually unstoppable. Remember when we were in eighth grade? I remember having like one pubic hair and I could barely grab the net. This dude would be my worst fucking nightmare.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.