Look at this fucking gym:
It's full of handmade equipment dating from the Soviet days; some of the metal looks to be from apprehended tanks. The squat bar could literally collapse and kill you at any moment. It's also built on a beach with sand that is literally eroding the chains as we speak. THIS IS WHERE MEN ARE MADE. It is the greatest gym in the world. I want to franchise Ukraine Gym.
UPDATE: A German-speaking reader informs us that the subtitles say the workout equipment is from old German panzer tanks. I was so close.