Peloton’s IPO Was A Disaster; Endeavor Cancels IPO; We Co. To Sell Jet

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Suck it upper-middle-class white people … or what Peloton refers to as “core demographic.” Peloton, the bougie stationary bike maker, IPO-ed yesterday. And it did not go well.

Cue the bloodbath

Shares priced above the expected range at $29 on Wednesday. So far, so good. But Peloton opened at $27 ($2 below expectations for those keeping track at home), and it was all downhill from there.

The newly minted shares fell 11% on the day. That makes it the third-worst trading debut in a decade for US companies that have raised at least three commas. New personal record!

Still, the company managed to raise $1.6B at a $7.2B valuation.

What went wrong?

It isn’t entirely surprising considering the “success” of its unicorn peers that also burn money like Heath Ledger as the Joker. I see you, Uber, Lyft, Chewy, and SmileDirectlub.

The “connected fitness company” (pretty sure that’s made up) managed to lose $196M on $915M in revenue during the 12 months ended June 30. So, a lot. Skeptics also fear that Peloton’s growth at all costs strategy could face headwinds outside of the US. Plus investors can’t decide whether the company is a fitness platform or hardware company.

The bottom line …

PTON’s CFO said it best yesterday “there’s always been different periods of time when people focus on growth and when people focus on profitability.” Welp, Jill, it looks like the tribe has spoken and they’re saying “show me the money.”


Endeavor pulled the plug on its IPO just one day prior to going public.

What happened?

This “isn’t the first time,” as the sports and content company has left the dance to clean its pants before. It had already postponed its IPO plans earlier this year.

On the eve of going public, the Prestige Worldwide competitor scaled back its offering via an SEC filing, dropping its debut share price from a $30 to $32 per share range to $26 to $29, before ultimately just saying f*ck it.

Endeavor cited weak stock market demand as the reason for pulling the plug, but Peloton’s disastrous IPO appears to be the straw that broke the Hollywood camel’s back.

Look back at it

Endeavor wasn’t always the talent and sports giant that it is today. Way back in 2013 it was just a film and TV talent agency (“Lllllooooyddd!”). That is before it paid $2.4B for IMG Worldwide. That kicked off a shopping spree for the company. As it marched toward an IPO, Endeavor gobbled up the Miss Universe pageant from Donny Politics in 2015 and acquired UFC for $4B in 2016.

The bottom line …

While companies going public have raised the most this year since 2014 ($52.7B YTD) investors view companies as overvalued and have been turned off by the unicorns’ bottom lines (looking at you Uber and Lyft).





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  • Tesla had a great day, with stocks jumping more than 5% after Elon Musk sent an email to employees indicating that the company could hit 100k car deliveries this quarter. At least he didn’t do it on Twitter. Musk also said that the key to hitting his goal is “rallying as much as [sic] our company resources as possible” to hit that number. For the record, Tesla only shipped 95K vehicles last quarter.


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