Tesla Secures Funding; Beyond Meats Crushes It; Stephen Moore Gives Up Bid

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In honor of RZA’s appearance on CNBC last week, Elon Musk and Tesla are looking to raise that Randy Moss through an equity and bond offering.

Things were all “funding secured” at the Silicon Valley-based EV maker up until its last quarterly report showed that it was hemorrhaging cash. The company’s reserves dropped 40% in Q1 alone. In total, Tesla is looking to raise a total of $2.3B in cash through its offering to sustain operations.

Most of the losses can be attributed to production problems with the “affordable” Model 3. The company suffered from lower orders along with issues shipping the cars to China and Europe.

Initially, the plan was for the company to produce enough Model 3’s to generate the cash flow needed for growth. But the delays in production and subsequent communication of that delay resulted in the stock plummeting from all-time highs in December to $244.10 as of close yesterday.

Not today

At one point during 2018, Elon thought that Tesla would die. For what it’s worth, he also thought that Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund would help him take TSLA private at $420.

Despite not being profitable in Q2 this year, Tesla is standing by its claim to produce 400k vehicles this year. Time will tell if Elon can deliver.



Beyond Meat beat even analyst’s wildest expectations for its IPO. Shares of the faux-meat maker soared 163% in its market debut. To match that success you’d have to go all the way back to March 2000 when Palm debuted during the peak of the dot-com boom.

Shares were priced at $25 but started trading on the Nasdaq at $46 and hit an intraday high of $73. This has ‘millennials on margin’ written all over it.

The preferred burger manufacturer of people who donate to the PETA and drive a Prius sold 9.5M shares on its way to raising some $240M. Beyond plans to use the cash to build out production facilities and fund R&D (Can you say Beyond Fish?!).

Beyond food

Co-founded by Ev Williams, the “food” company is about as far from “big food” as The Water Coolest is from The Wall Street Journal. Exhibit A: Beyond Meat is valued at 44x revenue. Where is the typical food brand valued? Not more than 2x top line.

But BM has already proven to be wildly popular, with its burgers sold in more than 12k restaurants. And investors seem to think that its ambitious growth and patented technology can allow it to take a bite out of the $1.4T (real) meat market.



Another one of President Trump’s picks for the Federal Reserve Board of Governors has backed out. This time, Stephen Moore withdrew his nomination just hours after he claimed to be “all in.” Moore’s withdrawal comes on the heels of Herman Cain removing his hat from the ring amid sexual assault allegations.

Moore, an economic commentator and Trump campaign advisor in 2016, has been receiving backlash over comments he made about women and the part they play in sports. Doubt cast by Republican Senators all but sealed his fate. With only 54 Republican Senators, a nominee will need all the GOP support he or she can get.

But wait, there’s Moore

Moore cited strain on his family related to the nomination as a reason he’d be withdrawing his name. According to Mr. Moore, “The unrelenting attacks on my character have become untenable for me and my family, and three more months of this would be too hard on us.”

As of now, it remains TBD as to who Donny Deals will nominate for the remaining Fed slots, but given his recent track record, it could be harder than expected to get those seats filled.





  • The Sinclair Broadcast Group has reached a deal with Disney to acquire 21 regional sports networks for roughly $10B. This expands Sinclairs already existing presence in the sports network arena having previously partnered with the Yankees to acquire YES Network.


  • Some of these big boys, you gotta give ’em two shots. Axon Enterprise, the maker of the TASER, gave its longtime CEO Patrick Smith an astronomical $246M compensation package (potentially) last year. Of course, some of the awards will only come to fruition if the company hits a series of revenue, EBITDA, and other long term financial goals. Specifically for market cap, the starting point is $2.5B and increases by $1B up to $13.5. *Checks the market cap and sees that it’s at $3.8B right now*


  • Voice-enabled ads: coming to a Spotify near you. Spotify is testing out voice-enabled ads, where users will be prompted to say a verbal command to interact with the content. As a start, the company is only focused on promoting its own content and services, and only for the poors that don’t have Spotify premium like yours truly (flex).


  • First, they’ll come for your straws … then they’ll come for your cups. Maine will become the first state to ban styrofoam containers, with the bill going into effect in January 2021. Restaurants will be negatively impacted, as replacing takeout containers and cups will likely be a major cost.


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