SNL ‘Stars Wars’ Commercial Perfectly Mocks Lunatic Adult Fans

There is no fanbase more passionate and more age-diverse than Star Wars freaks. It’s common knowledge that if you’re over the age of 18 and you purchase Star Wars memorabilia to sit in a box and jerk off to it, you’re most definitely a serial killer. Facts only.

Last night’s SNL skit featuring Taran Killam, Bobby Moynihan, and Kyle Mooney perfectly mocks the age dichotomy in the Star Warriors community. Brace yourself for outrage, Star Wars virgins over the age of 40.

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