Tila Tequila Goes On MENTAL Twitter Rant Threatening Sarah Silverman And Claiming The Jews Did 9/11


Tila Tequila is about one tweet away from a straight jacket. If you’re unfamiliar with Tila, she’s that chick who got really popular on MySpace and then had that shitty bisexual-themed dating show on MTV. After two seasons of shit, Tila then came to the uncomfortable reality that she is talentless and learned the only way she could stay famous was to say the most offensive, ignorant shit imaginable.

Now don’t get me wrong, I think people are too easily offended these days and a little offensiveness would do our collective fragile psyches good, but there’s a big difference between clever trolling and posts like this…

https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/741425556881735680

Over the past couple weeks, Tila tweets have gone from praising Adolf Hitler, celebrity deaths, and oppressing minorities to tweets about aliens and angels, just to show us that she’s completely sane.

It looks like crazy just turned diabolical after her tweets today have solidified that she needs to be locked in a dark room for the rest of time.

https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/744721582413643779

She then blamed Sarah Silverman and the Jews for killing Jesus, casually.

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And then the train veered off the tracks.

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Tila, do less, sweetie. Actually, do nothing.

[h/t Some eCards]

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