Dan Bilzerian Straight Chilling With Donald Trump Is Every Conservative Bro’s Wet Dream

JCamm was all “Who wants to post Dan Bilzerian hanging out with Donald Trump??” and I was like “I DO I DO” and then I saw the photo and I was all “…what now?”

“JCamm what do I do with this photo?”

“Put it on the website.”

“But what do I say about it? ‘Here’s Dan Bilzerian hanging out with Donald Trump’?”

“I guess.”

“That’s sort of lame though…”

“Well, yeah but it’s a photo. What else are you gonna do with it?”

“I guess I can throw in some photos of Bilzerian boobettes and shit with it.”

“Sounds like a plan.”

And now here we are.