Dad Poses As Creepy Elf On A Shelf And His Kids Will Probably Never Sleep Again

Megan and Joe Wynberg are making the Elf on the Shelf even creepier than usual. Every night since the beginning of December, Joe has been transforming into FLE, a real life Elf on the Shelf. Megan will snap photos and share them online because this is the world in which we’re trying to escape.

The results are a Wes Craven film come to life.

I hope these photos were all taken in one night and not recreated every single night. Like “oh, dinner is done, time for dad to dress up and fuck the house up!”

[via Some eCards]

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