This Hero Who Risked His Life To Save A Dog Hanging From A 10-Story Hotel Balcony Deserves All The Beers

Regardless of the fact that this dude could have saved this dog using about 12 alternative safer measures, a layup doesn’t make SportsCenter Top 10 even though it counts the same as a dunk and some undramatic dog rescue doesn’t make our coveted website. Would I have posted this if a cat were hanging from the balcony? Probably not, because a.) cats are demons and b.) cats always land on their feet. Try it, take your family’s kitty and toss it off your roof. The little fucker will stick the landing like McKayla Maroney. I gotta tip my hat to cats on that skill and only that skill.

[h/t TFM]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.