Bro Builds A Fort In The Paper Towel Aisle At Wal-Mart, Pretends He’s On ‘MTV Cribs’

Matthew McCauley from Kalamazoo, Michigan is a freakin’ hero for this. Can’t imagine how much time he had to spend sneaking around a Wal-Mart Super Store, collecting various items to swag out his fort between the massive paper towel aisle. His MTV Cribs-style tour of the project is what makes it truly great — He has Charlie in pinata, “the house home boy” along with Wifi, a boa, a case of Bud Light, and a “finger blaster 5000.”

We all have an idiot friend like Matt who is low key a comedy genius. Bravo, Matt.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com