Which States Have Sex On Their Mind The Most?

by 2 years ago

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As a healthy human being, you know what it means to be thirsty. Not “I-need-a-Gatorade-after-hitting-the-gym” thirsty… You know… THIRSTY.  And the only way to quench that thirst is in bed (or on the couch… or on the kitchen table… or in the backseat of a car… or in the office break room) with a partner.

It’s commonly believed that most healthy adults think about sex every seven seconds. Whether or not that’s true is up for debate. But then again, attempting to measure the human libido is more of an art than a science. So the secret-sharing app Whisper analyzed its content to find out which states talk about sex the most on its app.

Turns out the big winner is the Mountaineer State. I’d make a joke about how West Virginians are all into cousin-banging, but it’s not like people from West Virginia haven’t heard that before. They have pretty thick blood down there.

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Here’ a complete ranking of the thirstiest states in the union. We’re as shocked as anyone that Florida is at the bottom of this list. Floridans must be too hopped up on crystal meth to discuss their primal urges via an app because banging on the beach in broad daylight is par for the course down there.

State
WV
LA
UT
NV
KS
PA
OH
AZ
MO
SD
DE
NM
TX
NJ
IL
MA
TN
WY
VA
IN
CO
GA
MI
ID
NY
NE
WA
KY
MD
OK
OR
NC
MS
NH
AL
AR
MN
CT
HI
CA
IA
MT
ND
SC
ME
FL

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