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There’s alot of coverage on the 2006 NBA Finals right now…One because it was the most controversial finals to date and today makes exactly 10 years to the date we won our first ever title as an organization and me as a player. It was one of the greatest moments in my life and probably one of the worst for the Dallas Mavericks. That’s sports… we’ve all had our moments to feel both ways. Now what I’m reading about the series is unfair to me as a basketball player. Did I get some calls that I could have played through YES. We all do…but was I attacking every time I touch the ball…YES. This picture is an example of a play in game 5 that everyone said I didn’t get fouled on. Listen most athlete have never committed a foul but D Harris my guy…this is a foul haa. All in all we did find a way to beat a team that was a much better team then us that season…but they got their payback in 2011 as a franchise so in my mind it’s a wash..but iam proud to take a look back at these moments and say I had a hand in us winning our first ever championship.
“A lot of coverage on the 2006 NBA Finals right now.”
Hold up.
Shit, don’t see any coverage there. Maybe I should try Bing.
Fucking Bing. Once again, not even close. Didn’t stop me from clicking on those links doe.
Anyway, I know I shouldn’t pile it on D-Wade right now. He may be the only one in the league who is having a tougher time than the Golden State Warriors. Wade seeing his ex-partner in crime sob tears of joy on the court after securing his only NBA title without him can only be compared to seeing engagement photos on Facebook of your ex hand-in-hand with Mandingo. Gotta be a tough pill to swallow. And by pill I mean dick. That thing is the size of my forearm. Keep pretending you don’t know what I’m talking about.
D-Wade humble bragging under the guise of throwing up a trivial storyline about an NBA Finals back when Antoine Walker was still in the league is like me throwing up a picture on Facebook of my high school basketball JV Coaches Award plaque hoping my ex will hop off Mandingo’s rope and come crawling back. Literally crawling. Because she probably won’t be able to walk from Mandingo’s Louisville Slugger.
Bottom line is that D-Wade has obviously come to the harsh realization that LeBron has likely found a permanent home in Cleveland, and that the chances of him winning solo in Miami are lower than me besting Mandingo in a dick measuring contest.
It’s ok Dwyane, you and Bron can still be friends.
P.S. Four porn star mentions in a post that called for zero. Hope your proud of me, dad.
Ranking LeBron’s Playoff Blocks
http://players.brightcove.net/3662002698001/5d3ea8fe-0a32-48fa-bc51-66e4657483dd_default/index.html?videoId=4965149211001
[h/t Deadspin]