New Zealand Rugby Player Absolutely DISMANTLES A U.S. Player Deemed ‘The Fastest Rugby Player In The World’

 
United States seven rugby player Carlin Isles has been coined “the fastest rugby player on the planet.” During a workout with the Detroit Lions, Isles ran a time of 4.22 seconds in the 40-yard dash, the fastest time recorded that year. He’s a fast mafucka. New Zealand halfback Augustine Pulu does not give a shit about Isle’s speed or his will to live after ruining his life with a colossal hit that will make any red-blooded American fly their flags at half-mast. Even tugged at his lifeless body after dismantling him. So disrespectful you have to appreciate it. Sad day to be an American.

[H/T Deadspin]

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