Guyism Archives

CM Punk confirms retirement — Enjoy this gallery of the former champ over the years

by Chris IlluminatiMay 30, 2014 4:03 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Dumb girls steal Febreze from Family Dollar—employee chases them down, delivers epic rant

by A. IsaacMay 30, 2014 3:19 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Every woman on the Maxim Hot 100 all in one glorious video

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 3:19 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Watch this jerk throw a rock at a Lamborghini

by Chris IlluminatiMay 30, 2014 3:09 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Video: sharks swarm surfers in the shark attack capital of the world

by Cass AndersonMay 30, 2014 3:05 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

What is the perfect penis size? Hot college girls are here with the answer

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 2:55 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

How famous brands actually got their names

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 2:45 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Ranking the 10 best teams that failed to reach the World Cup finals

by Cass AndersonMay 30, 2014 2:34 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Nina Dobrev reminds us just how amazingly flexible she is

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 2:03 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Watch Jimmy Fallon’s stand up act with a troll doll back in 1996

by Chris IlluminatiMay 30, 2014 1:47 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Laphroaig wants you to write absurd whisky reviews

by Colin JoliatMay 30, 2014 1:45 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

January Jones says selfies while driving look ‘distracted’ so naturally she took one

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 1:27 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

The most hilariously awkward yearbook pictures of all time

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 1:20 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

New ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ trailer takes us deeper into the story

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 12:55 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Charlize Theron compared media coverage of her personal life to rape

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 12:22 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Fat guy at Planet Fitness works out while eating pizza because he’s a goddamn hero

by A. IsaacMay 30, 2014 12:10 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Kids dressed as adults, stories of manliness, bombshell Sierra Rene and more are winning the Internet today

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 12:00 pm updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Norm Macdonald gives best commencement speech advice ever

by Chris IlluminatiMay 30, 2014 11:55 am updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Is Caroline Wozniacki sending a message to Rory McIlroy with this half-naked selfie?

by A. IsaacMay 30, 2014 11:45 am updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Coke created a sober version of frat handcuff party

by Colin JoliatMay 30, 2014 11:30 am updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

New ‘penis cap’ promises to improve sensitivity for condom users — looks great with matching scarf

by Chris IlluminatiMay 30, 2014 11:24 am updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

The 31 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 11:00 am updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

They said not to touch the penis plant. What these women did next will shock you.

by A. IsaacMay 30, 2014 10:31 am updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Real life Transformer shocks pedestrians by actually transforming!

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 10:30 am updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

‘Snowpiercer’ trailer starring Chris Evans will get you ready to kick some ass

by Douglas CharlesMay 30, 2014 10:22 am updated October 12, 2022 10:42 pm

Watch these women see their vagina for the first time

by Chris IlluminatiMay 30, 2014 10:17 am