Ranking the hot hookups of Adrien Brody

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Since last time we chronicled the alleged dating history of Adam Brody, I thought it only made sense to do the same this week for Adrian Brody. Yes, that qualifies as logic. Plus I already knew he was heavily involved with one of my dreamgirls so I was curious as to what other famous ladies he’s allegedly hooked up with over the years. Who’s that dream lady and how does Adrien compare to the other men we’ve featured? Read on to find out.

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Monet Mazur (2001)

Not much about Brody and Mazur’s relationship, but this was back in the Internet dark ages of 2001, so who knows?

Hookup score: 9.0
Saw it cited more than once so benefit of the doubt to Brody.

Photo credit: YouTube/Warner Bros.

Sky Nellor (2002, 2012)

Sky Nellor barely qualifies as a celebrity, but she was a pretty famous DJ at the time and she was on Millionaire Matchmaker in 2010!

Hookup score: 8.5
Good enough.

Photo credit: YouTube/SEOMarketing

Tori Amos (2003)

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Absolutely zero details on this one other than the fact that Brody appeared in Amos’ music video for “A Sorta Fairytale”. However, this relationship was cited in two different places so…

Hookup score: 8.0
He’s quite diverse: actress, DJ, and now a singer.

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Keira Knightley (2004)

It was reported in a tabloid that Knightley had been “enjoying a series of romantic dates with her latest co-star” on the film The Jacket, and that they were “inseparable.”

Hookup score: 9.0
This was post Pirates of the Caribbean so a nice little hookup here.

Photo credit: YouTube/Chanel

Elsa Pataky (2006-2009)

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Brody was so in love with Pataky he bought her a 19th-century castle in New York. (I would have as well – question answered from the intro.) Sadly they broke up and she ended up marrying Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and having Thor’s baby, which is obviously going to be the most gorgeous child in the history of children.

Hookup score: 10.0
Sucks for him.

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January Jones (2010)

Despite denials of the rumors it was pretty widely reported that these two dated. There were even rumors that he was her baby daddy.

Hookup score: 8.5
Luckily he got out of this one relatively unscathed.

Photo credit: YouTube/AMC

Madalina Ghenea (2012)

Bordy and the model made famous for very briefly dating Leonardo DiCaprio were reported have had a fling.

Hookup score: 10.0
Well done, playa.

Photo credit: YouTube/romainiandays

Final Tally

Adrien Brody’s Hookup Score: 63 points

Tied for 28th. The most recent reports have Brody dating a model that no one has heard of named Lara Lieto so I don’t know if he’ll be adding to this list in the future or not. I am betting that he will.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
5. Jared Leto – 108
6. George Clooney – 93
7. Josh Hartnett – 91
8. Chris Evans – 83.5
9. Justin Timberlake – 82
10. Orlando Bloom – 81
11. Derek Jeter – 80
12. David Duchovny – 78.5
13. Joe Jonas – 77
14. Ryan Reynolds – 75
15. Ashton Kutcher – 73
16. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
17. Ryan Gosling – 72
18t. Kanye West – 71
18t. Brad Pitt – 71
18t. Jude Law – 71
21t. Colin Farrell – 70
21t. Adam Levine – 70
23. Sean Penn – 69
24. Johnny Depp – 67
25. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
26t. Tom Brady – 64

26t. Mark Sanchez – 64
28t. Adrien Brody – 63
28t. Adam Brody – 63
28t. Kevin Connolly – 63
31t. Michael Phelps – 62
31t. Adam Duritz – 62
31t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
31t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
31t. Gerard Butler – 62
36. Criss Angel – 61
37. John Mayer – 60
38. Bradley Cooper – 57
39. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
40. Alex Rodriguez – 53
41. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
42. Edward Norton – 51
43. Matthew Morrison – 47