Now before we begin, I think it’s important to introduce you to Miley’s new favorite style accessory:
Yes, Miley is now the proud owner of a giant fake flesh-colored butt. You’re probably wondering to yourself “Why…?”, to which the answer, when it comes to Miley Cyrus, is always a resounding “Because why the fuck not.” The same goes for her nipple pasties, her giant 5-foot bong, and that fake homeless kid she brought to the VMA’s. This time though, there’s a chance Ms. Cyrus has taken it too far.
Miley was performing Tuesday night — on Mexican Independence Day, mind you — in Monterrey, Mexico when one of her dancers slapped her prosthetic butt with a Mexican flag.
Apparently Mexican officials are super sensitive about disrespecting national symbols so the congress of the state of Nuevo Leon wants her prosecuted. The crime of desecration carries a $1,200 fine and a 36 hour jail sentence.
It wouldn’t be the first time a singer crossed the line south of the border. Paulina Rubio was fined $4K for appearing naked in a mag … draped in a Mexican flag.
“Slapped” is an understatement.
Her backup dancers look like they’re flossin’ for poop in shit canyon, in which case maybe it’s time for Miley to start wiping more thoroughly after dropping the kids off at the pool.