Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
My new favorite word of the Olympics – "twizzle"
— Kaley Cuoco Sweeting (@KaleyCuoco) February 17, 2014
It’s everyone’s favorite word now.
Wow. Strippers get angry if you make it rain Bitcoins.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 17, 2014
Good to know.
After you have sex, do u talk with ur partner or do u just post comments on each others fb page ?
— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) February 17, 2014
21st century relationships…
I wish somebody would kidnap Liam Neeson already.
— Jeff Ross (@realjeffreyross) February 17, 2014
Don’t worry, that’s his next film.
Me: "Could you please wait a second?" 8 yo daughter: "No. I have a waiting disorder."
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 17, 2014
Today on 'The View' Barbara Walters talked about how she uses a vibrator. Happy President's Day!
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 17, 2014
She really did. *shudder*
If I was blind I could tell who the hot girls in the nail salon were by how boring their stories are
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 18, 2014
Is this true, ladies?
Why I love Olympics: Ice dancing starts, I hate ice dancing. Ice dancing ends, ice dancing is the best!
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) February 18, 2014
The feelings expressed by millions.
— Alex Morgan (@alexmorgan13) February 18, 2014
Presented without comment.
— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) February 18, 2014
No comment necessary.
Olympic figure skating was exquisite, yesterday. There's something about a beautiful woman and her gay companion that is just so right! ;^D
— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) February 18, 2014
Ummm…want to take the one back, Jim?
— Anne V (@AnneV) February 18, 2014
Again, no comment necessary.
— Sara Sampaio (@Sara_Sampaio) February 18, 2014
Okay, one comment: wow.
…. The president has seen my boobs pic.twitter.com/I5BRXOl1UO
— Alexandra Daddario (@AADaddario) February 18, 2014
Yes, yes he has.
Not going to do any of what my wife asked me to do today because everything we own is in my name.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 18, 2014
Let us know how that works out for you.
— Nina Agdal (@NinaAgdal) February 18, 2014
— Cris Urena (@CrisUrena) February 18, 2014
What she said.
At any given time I'm thinking, "what the fuck is this"
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) February 19, 2014
You and me both, Kat.
Too much America
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) February 19, 2014
Before LinkedIn I didn't know any strangers.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) February 19, 2014
It’s a whole new world we live in now.
REMINDER: wash under your tits
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 19, 2014
I have a device capable of accessing the entirety of world-wide knowledge of mankind, and I use it to look at cats and argue with strangers.
— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) February 20, 2014
Don’t forget the porn.
my platform for president 2016 includes: tax all churches, end their sexist government handouts-welfare used 2 kill women's health care.
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) February 20, 2014
Seems like a solid plan.
The figure skating scoring system is the worst in sports. Confusing to public, no accountability makes it worse than boxing.
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) February 20, 2014
Man ain’t lying.
— Jesse Jane (@jessejane) February 20, 2014
We approve of this tweet.
Giraffe Tits #BadOlympicEvents
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 20, 2014
Have a great weekend, everybody!