University Of Michigan So TRIGGERED By Trump That It Gave Students Play-Doh And Coloring Books To Play With In Their Safe Spaces

Ready to roll your eyes at how wimpy the college students of America are? This example from the University of Michigan goes to show you how soft some college kids have become, prompting a big Nelson “Ha-Ha!” from many corners of the Internet today.

According to the WSJ, the University of Michigan handed out Play-Doh and coloring books.

“People are frustrated, people are just really sad and shocked,” said Trey Boynton, the director of multi-ethnic student affairs at the University of Michigan. “A lot of people are feeling like there has been a loss. We talked about grief today and about the loss of hope that this election would solidify the progress that was being made.”

There was a steady flow of students entering Ms. Boynton’s office Wednesday. They spent the day sprawled around the center, playing with Play-Doh and coloring in coloring books, as they sought comfort and distraction.

I’m no Trump supporter, but holy shit — These people understand that soft, cry-baby stuff like this is why Trump was put in office, right? Go to your damn classes, eat a burrito, study to be the world’s next great oncologist, engineer, private equity manager, whatever and move on with your life.

Stop being a nightmare South Park episode, college kids.

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