University Of South Florida’s Spring Break Looked Asstastic (Because Of The Butts. A Lot Of Butts.)
Spring is upon us bros. And while it’s nice that the days are longer and the seasonal depression is wearing off, its also infuriating for 28-year-old college burnouts like me to be reminded of how my best days are behind me. The University of South Florida is out here grabbing boobs and butts and generally having outrageous fun and I’m here at work speed swiping on Tinder looking to be someone’s mistake. I’m goddamn Billy Madison on the first day of high school after he gets the pudding dumped on his head by O’Doyle. Take me back to Ms. Vaughn.
Regardless, here are some video highlights.
Friendly boob jiggle.
Bum jiggle-off. There are no losers if each bum is trying its best.
Little tit of this, little butt of that.
“I can’t wait till I graduate!”