Two USC Bros Crash A Tailgate And Pretend They’re On A Jurassic Park Safari Where The Fratstars Are Dinosaurs

Despite the fact this video looks like it was filmed with a yam, it’s pretty funny. Two USC Bros crashed the school’s first game day tailgate of the season in safari outfits like they’re in Jurassic Park. Except the Natty-pounding fratstars were various species of dinosaurs, including one Bro with a wizard staff of Coors Light cans and a flock of “sororidactyls” with a “drunkasuarous.”

The sadly, lonely, sex-less “post gradasaurs” also show up before everyone escapes the park.

Bros really are their own species of dinosaur. Rrrrrarrrr!