West Virginia Player Takes A Speeding Basketball Point-Blank To The Face And Now My Face Hurts

West Virginia’s Elijah Macon just ate a basketball after Bucknell’s Avi Toomer forced fed it down his throat. It’s amazing to me how intentionally throwing a ball off of someone’s face in a time of need is completely legal on the hardwood, but a slight bump will draw a whistle. Don’t get me wrong, seeing this shit is entertaining in a twisted way, but LeBron gets calls for someone breathing on him. SAD!

At the time of me writing this, the 4th seeded Mountaineers are edging out the 13th seeded Bison 40-33 at the end of the first half.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.