Diaries Of The Rich And Famous: The 50 Most Awesome, Amusing And Absurd Celebrity Instagrams Today

Why couldn’t I have been born into a rich and famous family?

Every day dozens and dozens of celebrities share pictures, videos, jokes, gear and other goodies to their Instagram accounts. There is literally so much going on with so many people that there’s almost no way the average bro can keep tabs on it all. So, because we care, we do it for you so you can waste your time at work, at home or wherever you may be in a much more efficient manner. After all, if you’re going to be wasting time, you want to do it right.

Here are the best celebrity Instagram posts we saw on the internet today…

Ah, the perks of being a sports star.

Even Bill Belichick has his own custom kicks.

Heck, the perks of just being famous are ridiculous.

Speaking of ridiculous…

And perks…

Must be nice.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcDrmX9BD85/

Sigh…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcFYvUBBRpm/

Just one day… let’s trade lives for just one day.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcFf_WjlQlY/

Life is so not fair.

Her view is way better than mine.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcDI5GIhhJl/

So is his.

And hers.

And his.

This photographer’s view is definitely better than mine.

The look you make when you never have to worry about money…

How you feel when you’re born into wealth and fame…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcBjOVnF8NE/

It just feels so good.

Victor Cruz hung out with Hov.

Rita Wilson hung out with Bono.

Acting… I should have gone into acting…

Then again…

Three people have jobs doing this to one person.

Are celebrities pretty much always on vacation?

Seriously, I’m asking?

Because it certainly seems that way.

Tom Felton has a very good dog.

So does Peter Dinklage.

And Mark Hamill.

And Christina Ricci.

How you know you’ve officially made it.

Niiiice.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcF2IhXBmhU/

I will never work out anywhere as beautiful as this.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcDAyAjDFLp/

Or this.

His drive home is way better than mine.

Note to self: visit Australia.

Note to self: visit wherever this is.

Prime Time.

Dope.

This isn’t at all weird.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcFUNFGAXyW/

Sly trolling his daughters never gets old.

So good.

And so it begins…

Anyone else miss iCarly?

What a dork.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcFRGwDBe2e/

Great. Now I’m hungry.

Today’s celebrity words of wisdom…

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcClGm5lCaN/

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb_3roIhwwA/