Ranking The Seasons Of ‘Black Mirror’

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Ever since Netflix got into bed Black Mirror, the science fiction anthology television series has gone on to become one of the streaming demi-god’s headlining titles.

Considered to be a modern take on the classic The Twilight Zone series, Black Mirror imagines a not-too-distant future where humanity’s questionable technological choices have led us down some predictably dark paths.

Whether it be taking a step too far into the world of virtuality reality or relying too heavily on interpersonal dating applications, Black Mirror covers all of its bases when imagining just how royally technology can one day eventually screw us.

However, for all of its visionary plotlines and top-of-the-line production, Black Mirror remains an uneven and occasionally flawed series, resulting in five very up-and-down seasons.

But which of these seasons stands out amongst the rest?


5. Season 5

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Episodes:
-Striking Vipers
-Smithereens
-Rachel, Jack, and Ashley Too

To be clear, this is not a prisoner-of-the-moment reaction: the fifth and most recent season of Black Mirror has been its worst, and it’s really not even close.

“Striking Vipers” is a plot-hole laden mess (Why would a fighting game allow for sex? Why isn’t there a video game dedicated specifically to VR sex? Why don’t they just have sex with random strangers instead?), “Smithereens” has the same amount of subtly as Charles Barkley’s post-game analysis, and “Rachel, Jack, and Ashley Too” is literally the lowest rated episode on Rotten Tomatoes.

Maybe they need to take a break. Maybe they need to go back to the drawing board. But whatever the issue is, it’s clear that Netflix has broken Black Mirror.


4. Season 4

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Episodes:
-USS Callister
-Arkangel
-Crocodile
-Hang the DJ
-Metalhead
-Black Museum

Yes, Season 4 is a slickly produced Netflix machine, but similar to the premise of Black Mirror itself, it doesn’t operate as intended.

While three of the season’s six episodes — “Arkangel”, “Crocodile”, and “Metalhead” — are largely unmemorable, “USS Callister” and “Hang the DJ” remain an example of the heights Black Mirror can hit when it’s operating at the peak of its powers.

Plus, “Black Museum” was a nice little callback to previous episodes.


3. Season 1

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Episodes:
-The National Anthem
-Fifteen Million Merits
-The Entire History of You

While Season 4 may be superior in production quality, Season 1 is what made Black Mirror, well, Black Mirror, thanks largely in part to two wildly different yet equally impactful episodes.

The first — the premiere episode “The National Anthem” — may arguably be the show’s most famous hour to this day. Forever known as “the one where that guy fucked that pig”, “The National Anthem” put Black Mirror on the map.

The second groundbreaking season one episode — which has become somewhat of a tradition for Black Mirror — was the first “love” episode in both the season and the series: “The Entire History of You”.

Toning down the horrific and surreal for the first time in their run, “The Entire History of You” showed a different, more tender side of Black Mirror — a side that wondered just how far technology may one day separate us.


2. Season 3

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Episodes:
-Playtest
-Shut Up and Dance
-San Junipero
-Men Against Fire

The first batch of episodes produced by Netflix, the third season of Black Mirror wound up being the best that Netflix has churned out thus far.

Similar to season two, Season 3 is a largely complete season of television, offering all of the variety and futuristic horror flavor that makes Black Mirror one of the most unique shows of the decade.

It also contains the series most beautiful and emotionally affecting episode, “San Junipero.”


1. Season 2

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Episodes:
-Be Right Back
-White Bear
-The Waldo Moment
-White Christmas

If you lump the Jon Hamm-starring “White Christmas” special, the second season of Black Mirror — the one right before Netflix got their grubby paws involved — clocks in as the series’ best.

Featuring just four episodes, Season 2 boasts a characteristic that none of the other seasons have: there are no bad episodes.

There’s an emotional one (“Be Right Back”), a mind-fuck one (“White Bear”), a funny one (“The Waldo Moment”), and … one starring Jon Hamm (“White Christmas”).

The season is complete, not too heavy, not too disturbing, but still poignant and at times, truly shocking.

So when you find yourself aimlessly scrolling through Netflix, fancying yourself a propr mindfuck, head over to Season 2 of Black Mirror, because when it comes to television, that’s as good as it gets.