Chet Hanks aka Chet Haze has dropped the official rules and regulations for his “white boy summer.”
On Friday, Chet, the 30-year-old son of legendary actor Tom Hanks, went viral when he said he felt a “white boy summer” was coming.
I just got this feeling that this summer is about to be a white boy summer, I’m not talking about Trump, Nascar-type white, I’m talking about me, Jon B, Jack Harlow white boy summer.
I will never stop screaming pic.twitter.com/aJlwo1gbqm
— Rap Game Ina Garten (@KaraBTweets) March 27, 2021
On Saturday, Chet released some detailed rules for the WBS after some people on the Internet expressed some confusion about what he meant in his viral video.
White Boy Summer Rules and Regulations pic.twitter.com/bbuCuKusFG
— jack 🤪 (@neurotard) March 27, 2021
Rule #1 for the white boy summer: No plaid shirts (Vineyard vines, Ralph Lauren, etc)
No plaid shirts, can’t be looking like a picnic table, just leave that shit at home, the Vineyard Vines, Ralph Lauren…just put on a black tee, white tee just keep it simple
Rule #2: No Sperry-Topsiders.
No Sperry-Topsiders, that’s not the type of white boys we’re talking about. Get yourself some Vans, some Chucks, and some Jordans.
Rule #3 No salmon-colored clothing.
Anything salmon-colored in your wardrobe, burn it, burn that shit. Don’t’ ever wear it again.
Rule #4 No more saying the word “Smokeshow”
No calling girls smokeshows, that term is played out dude, you can’t see a hot chick and call her a smoke, that’s over with.
Update: Apparently cargo shorts are also not suitable for the “white boy summer”