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NY Congressman Hilariously Shoots His Shot At Nia Long And Gets Roasted By The Internet

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NY Congressman Hilariously Shoots His Shot At Nia Long And Gets Roasted By The Internet

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Amongst the latest reports about Boston Celtics head coach Ime Udoka’s affair with a staffer is the revelation that Udoka’s partner Nia Long was blindsided by the news. This is a pretty significant detail in the ongoing situation because it suggests there wasn’t an ‘open relationship’ taking place and the alleged affair wasn’t approved of by Nia Long.

While Ime Udoka has been getting ‘absolutely crucified‘ by everyone online for cheating on 90s goddess Nia Long, others like New York Congressman Jamaal Bowman are taking a different approach. He appeared to shoot his shot at Nia and even went as far as suggesting they creat a national holiday in her honor.

NY Congressman Jamaal Bowman Hilariously Shoots His Shot At Nia Long And Gets Roasted By Everyone

Congressman Bowman put these thoughts on Twitter which naturally led to him getting roasted by pretty much everyone with a Twitter account:

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take:

Getting bonked straight to horny jail:

It would have been approximately 4,000x funnier if this happened:

Shades of Carlton’s last-second shot:

They had to drag Adam Levine into this somehow:

I’m astonished that I scrolled through a hundred replies about Nia Long before someone said this:

Anyway, after the replies above all started rolling in, he tried to explain himself:

After all this I’m not sure we’re any closer to whether or not there should be a Nia Long national holiday.