These Dictionary Terms For Your Twenties Perfectly Capture How We All Wasted A Decade

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The day after you turned 21 (possibly two days after depending on how many shots you downed the night before) you more than likely muttered to yourself “these next few years are going to be awesome.” They probably were amazing. Amazing and a total waste of time.

Don’t get me wrong, you likely learned many, many valuable life lessons like “dating isn’t as easy as it was in college” and “money is necessary to do stuff” but overall the entire decade is probably one massive hazy waste of time, energy and youth. And yeah, it’s still ruled.

The staff at exurb1a put together this entertaining but slightly melancholy video about being a 20-something called Dictionary For Your Twenties. None of these terms actual exist, yet, but many hit so close to home it’s as if they were in the corner of the room as I masturbated away a few years of my life.

[via The Awesomer]

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