Drake Looked Like A Sad Sap Last Night At The Raptors Game And The Internet Relished In It

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Drake’s had a tough past few days, well as bad as they can get for a multi-millionaire celebrity. First, he was almost murdered by Kendrick Perkins, then he got a stern talking to by the NBA to stop chirping at players during playoff games, then Rihanna said they weren’t friends, then LeBron whipped out his genitals and rubbed them all over his beloved city.

You know the phrase: “If money doesn’t by happiness, how come I’ve never seen anyone crying in a Lamborghini?” Well, anyone who witnessed Drake exit the Air Canada Centre last night after going down 0-2 to the Cavs can no longer use that phrase.

To add insult to injury, the cameraman kept zooming in on Drake, who literally looked like someone ate his Fun Dip stick at recess. The internet had a blast with it.

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/992280317846212608

https://twitter.com/AmeenTheBean/status/992202081854410752

https://twitter.com/ChrisMucci/status/992194616538599426

Game 3 is tomorrow. Need to watch it like I need air to breathe.

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