25 Funny-As-Hell Tweets And Memes From Dads This Week

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

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Welcome to another installment of dads making jokes on the internet while slowly losing their minds.

I’m your host, Chris, a dad making jokes on the internet while slowly losing his mind.

Before we get to the tweets and memes, I want to retell a fun Gen Z story from the gym the other day.

A bunch of younger adults working out and Pink Houses came on and one said to the other “bet you can’t name this singer” and the other said “Leonard Skynlard.”

I normally don’t engage but I just stared at him and they all started laughing and I said “what is he an optometrist? Leonard?”

He replied that he felt worse saying “Skynlard” because he knows for a fact that can’t be right.

His friends try to give clues about the singer and one girl says “His nickname is a big cat” and he goes “Lion. Tiger. Cheetah.”

Wanting to help the guy save face, I offer this clue, “a 50-year-old woman alone at a bar.”

He immediately yells “COUGAR!”

You’ve just gotta know how to speak to young people.

He never got the right answer and had to be told the singer is John “Cougar” Mellencamp but not before he guessed the “John Matthews Band.”

I canceled my membership.

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