25 Funny-As-Hell Tweets And Memes From Dads This Week

Funniest Parenting Tweets


Welcome to another installment of dads making jokes on the internet while slowly losing their minds.

I’m your host, Chris, a dad making jokes on the internet while slowly losing his mind.

My kids are here all week because their mom is away. Every morning, at 9 am, my son disappears into his room and my daughter goes into my bedroom for school.

My daughter is back out in the living room by 9:04 am.

She needs a pencil or a snack (right after breakfast) or the room is too cold/hot or she needs to tell me this amazing thing in school they’re doing today instead of waiting for that moment when I ask at the end of school and she says “nothing.”

I’m thinking about putting a lock on the outside of the door but that’s also my bedroom and I’m currently single and dating and that feels like a bad look the first time someone comes over.

“Is that to lock me in the bedroom?”

“No, my daughter.”

Here are dads doing their best to survive.