25 Funny-As-Hell Tweets And Memes From Dads This Week

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I read an article yesterday about a couple married 25 years who don’t live together.

She has a house. He has a house.

That sounds like the perfect relationship.

I don’t think being with a person 24 hours a day, 7 days a week is healthy for a relationship.

The only positive about living with a person is splitting the bills and the chores.

The negatives are numerous.

Living apart from a person doesn’t mean “I don’t love you enough to live with you” it means “I love you so much I don’t eventually want to hate you.”

Everything in moderation. Even relationships.

Here are 25 funny tweets and memes from dads who’ll probably agree.