I can’t tell you how many times I’ve sat down to watch a movie and abandoned all my plans after discovering it had the nerve to be over two hours long.
I’ve heard the new Blade Runner is pretty dope but there’s virtually no chance I’m going to sit through three hours of Ryan Gosling staring at things like only Ryan Gosling can.
Ain’t no one got time for that.
Is my short attention span really indicative of an undiagnosed psychological problem? Maybe, but I don’t have the patience to sit in the waiting room of a doctor’s office for ten whole minutes in order to find out.
Thankfully, there’s one selfless guy out there who’s willing to undertake the daunting task of sitting through movies so you don’t have to: Cool Dude Bro.
Cool Dude Bro has mastered the art of condensing your favorite movies in a way only Cool Dude Bro knows how— including Rudy, who was definitely offside.
Now, Cool Dude Bro has returned once again with a brand new summary of Happy Gilmore that’s almost as entertaining as the movie itself.
Is Happy Gilmore only 93 minutes long? Yes. Is it infinitely rewatchable? Sure.
With that said, that’s 91 minutes you just saved so you can do something else with your life instead of watching Adam Sandler fight Bob Barker for the 19th time.
Thanks, Cool Dude Bro. You’re the hero we truly deserve.